love calculator
------------------
love calculator
--------------
love calculator
--------------
love calculator
--------------
Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990
--------------
There is still no cure for the common birthday. ~John Glenn
--------------
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown. ~Author Unknown
--------------
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. ~Author Unknown
--------------
One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters. ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640
--------------
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis
--------------
Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown. ~Author Unknown
--------------
It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. ~Johann Schiller
--------------
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense of duty and, perhaps love, adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector, who would keep a lid on all the chaotic and catastrophic possibilities of life. ~Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities
--------------
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
--------------
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. ~Truman Capote
--------------
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ~George Bernard Shaw
--------------
Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name. ~William Wordsworth
--------------
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. ~Robert Frost
--------------
In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
--------------
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~Lucille Ball
--------------
Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown. ~Author Unknown
--------------
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. ~Mark Twain
--------------
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~Lucille Ball
--------------
Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
--------------
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. ~Jennifer Yane
--------------
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. ~Red Buttons
--------------
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. ~Tom Wilson
--------------
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. ~Enid Bagnold
--------------
Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
--------------
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. ~Robert Frost
--------------
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier. ~Dan Bennett
--------------
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. ~Elizabeth Stone
--------------
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. ~Charles Schulz
--------------
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. ~Charles Schulz
--------------
May you live to be a hundred yearsWith one extra year to repent.~Author Unknown
--------------
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. ~Bill Cosby
--------------
We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march. ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881
--------------
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. ~Elizabeth Stone
--------------
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. ~Red Buttons
--------------
Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. ~Don Marquis
--------------
We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march. ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881
--------------
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis
--------------
Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament. But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it. ~Clarence Budington Kelland
--------------
In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
--------------
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. ~Elizabeth Stone
--------------
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~Sam Ewing
